A pair of local yokels decided to save money -- and maybe make a fast buck out of the possible petrol shortage. So that evening they hijacked a tanker that had pulled over into a layby. The hapless driver was left bound and gagged in the hedgerow. Later that same evening the two criminal masterminds decanted the liquid into their cars -- which then failed to start. One of them then looked at the drops trickling out of the tanker's taps and said, "Is petrol supposed to be white?"
(c) Peter Coleborn
(c) Peter Coleborn
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